There is this post where I have written bout me being a Pro-man... I dont think too much on the words I use, but this one was pointed out by a friend and I have to explain what I meant!
So I searched in the dictionary on my cell phone.. (Yeah, I hav a dictionary on my cellphone, techsavvy or wht!)
The dictionary on my cell says - Proman - Not found! (Arrrgh these cellphone dictionaries)
Therefore(wow! I said therefore, whatta day!), I had to come up with my own definition of Proman
Proman/pruh-maan/1 n. someone who believes that men are better at most things.
Let me refine this -
You see, a proman believes that men are better than women at most jobs like changing a flat tyre, driving, hunting duck, ice hockey, engineering, arm wrestling and stuff..
But then women are definitely better than men in jobs like say nuturing a child, nursing, jobs involving creative designing, writing, colours, decorating, organising...
I mean, most of us have had female teachers while we were young, and I for one didnt like male teachers being introduced when I was in the 3rd grade. If my decisions were worth anything in the Mumbai Univ, I would make them recruit only female teachers.
Talk bout nursing, how many of us would want male nurses? Or lets take fashion desinging, even though this field is full of men, not many are tht straight... And women take up these fashion designing courses, while I still have to come across a guy whos enroled in such a course...
In short in jobs requiring high EQ girls will always be better...
Take for eg-babysitting, most men would suck at it. I dont know if its the cologne that men use or sumthing, but babies hate us. The only men I know who rocked at dealing with kids were Danny, Uncle Jessie and Joey. For all I know even they needed the services of Aunt Becky for things to fall in place...
Now, I am sure you feel women can be good drivers and can change flat tyres, and beat guys in arm wrestling, infact my cousin beat me back when i was 10 yrs old and she was 8yrs old (not to mention double my size and strength)... But then I grew up to have well rounded biceps,and she grew up to be all girlie, 6yrs down the line I challenged her again...sweet revenge!.. life is so fair!
I feel there are guys who can be good male nurses, and as American idol showed some of them can be good nursery teachers and good singers at the same time(not to mention good looking..)
There is nothing that men cant do or women cant do... But then we were hardwired differently so that we could complement each other(this is my guess). This different hardwiring makes us good at some jobs and suckers at others, and I guess thts how it was meant to be... And remember, there are exceptions to every rule. You might be one guy/girl who might be good at the things that I believe are opp sex territory... If you are one,...celebrate,... coz you are the exception to the rule.... You are exceptional!!
This post is dedicated to all my female readers who take time out to read this gibberish!
And yes, Happy Womens day!
Editor in chief Arshat Chaudhary
Current Issues: men, proman, women, womens day
Unknown said...
i guess its my turn to say "wow"!!!! :)
well......i was not too happy with all ur gyaan above the Full House picture....but i think u managed to redeem urself quite well in the paragraphs following the picture. :)
and just as a sidenote......children don't essentially hate men. in fact there is research that would tell u that their preference for male or female is typically a function of who their primary caregiver is. :)
and so to who would like male nurses?.....(cough)....ask ur female readers :)
Anonymous said...
i love michelleeeee. full house. i miss it..... arshat ! that was a long gap indeeed.
Anonymous said...
when i started i thouhgt you will go on rambling about the male dominance. But soon it turned out the true arshat estyle. great post dude. love all the women in my life!!
Anonymous said...
i wrote a letter to the editor.. and it is still missing... where are you arshat!
aroop said...
proman; (slang); n :- alternatively defined as MCP or Male Chauvnist Pigs, prominently found in those men who either don't have girlfriends or who love their girlfriends less than the other way round..
Arshat Chaudhary said...
@Purnima
Thanks for the comment.
And yeah, i should hav asked my female readers bout the male nurses :P
Arshat Chaudhary said...
@santosh
So do I mate.. :)
Arshat Chaudhary said...
@Aroop
hahahahahaah......nice..
Excellento!
Arshat Chaudhary said...
@ chriz
Love michelle... I also liked Stephanie :)
Sorry for the delay dude..