I got this mail yesterday....I m sure all you engineering guys must have read this one...
I am pasting it here for all my non-engineering friends...there are not many...I guess they were pissed off by my not spending time with them...Sorry guys! This post will confirm tht we are basically lazy and jobless people who coz of their own Time mismanagement have no time when it comes to spending time with their friends....
There has been a lot of fiddling around by me with the original mail...This has lead to the ruining of a perfectly sane email...
Enjoy the Best Dialogues of Engineering!
On being Late
"I overslept" (this is a Arshat Chaudhary special)
"Was caught up in the Traffic at SV Road"(Most Profs who have seen SV Road buy this excuse)
(classic) " Train was late" (Everybody who stays more than 10 kms from the college in Mumbai is allowed this excuse)
During Lecture
"Biscuit hai kya? Bhook lagi hai" (This is a SPCE mech special)
"Rahul ka assignment 3 tere paas hai??"
"Yeh double lecture hai kya?"
"Yeh kya sikha raha hai??!"
(classic)"Journal sheet hai??"
Lab
"Practicals hone wala hai?" (Again a SPCE special)
"Expt. 1 likha??"
"Attendance ho gaya??"
(classic)"Karna kya hai??"
Unit Test
"Yeh kab sikha ke kab hua??"
(classic)"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
late submission of assignments
"SOM ka last date extend hua thaa"
(classic)"I didnt know the last date"
VIVA (b4 exam)
"submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai......(ekdum emotional )"
VIVA (after exam)
"yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"ye subject ka reference book kaunsa hai"
"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"
VIVA (general)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala , then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
(Classic) "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
When is Sardar Patel's bday? (This ques was actually asked in SPCE..Sardar Patel College of Engg.)
Submission
" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
(classic)"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
(classic conversation)
A: Ye tune kya likha hai / teri handwriting aisi kyun hai?
B: Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal
maine Mahesh se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nah samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de.
EXAM
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas Daji ke notes hai??"
" nahi samjha to rat le "
(classic..... when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"
Editor in chief Arshat Chaudhary
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